awesome, a new episode of “life of ryan“, episode nr. 4, named “lady killer“. you can’t fish without water you scumbag asshole!
ryan is stealing his friends x-girlfriend. yeah!
their date sounds like so much fun, if you want to live in teletubbies land.
stolen straight from thrasher:
The dudes at Hubba are off their rocker. Check out the press release they just issued.
hubba is the best haters out there!!
so, EA SKATE will hit all the huge malls and chain stores on the 13th this month! (aka. in 2 days!)
now IGN.com got a video review up, so you might want to check it out since reading this review sucks ass.
now i did get a few shocks, there is a fucking mega ramp and the X-Games are in it, let’s blame danny way. but then again, there is a fucking unlockable skeleton player (see image), and that is just a scum way to mess up a game that looked promising in the beginning.
the good news is, that there is a video review for us lazy people who don’t care to read 3 pages full of poorly written game reviews on how skateboarding should be in a game. check out the view review. no lip tricks? massive lame airs?
EA SKATE = Tony Hawk Advanced
Filed under: brands
is probably the most lame bubblegum, pro athletes bubblegum ever.
Ollie Pop bubblegum is created for today’s young skateboarder. A previously untapped market, Ollie Pop is quality bubblegum packaged in pouches, with several surprises in every pack and endorsed by top Action Sports athletes.
you do mean that ollie pop is just normal bubblegum which doesn’t taste good at all, it sticks to your shoe since all the kids spit it out in your skatepark and you step in it, messes up your grip? and you are suppose to skate with a huge fuckin’ gum in your mouth while doing a hardflip bs tail on a ledge? assholes doesn’t know shit, all they know is that bubble gum with stickers in it, makes the kids buy it. since every kid loves stickers. but it doesn’t tell you how to get extra pop. weird…
i swear to god, if i ever get some ollie pop on my griptape or shoe, i’m going to focus somebodies board (not mine) and make them eat so much ollie pop that they’ll go fat and loose all their pop. or puke their intestinals out of their ass.
up in the VIP at ASR 07.
The Sk8mafia party was off the charts. The VIP was packed with homeys and ladies, even Stevie Williams was up in there.
those ugly pro hoes doesn’t deserve to be called “ladies”, more like monsters of the earth. the sk8mafia should be ashamed of the incredible tiny bling smolik is sportin’. gangster? more like wigger from the scum city.
“Big floppy donkey dick”?
fuckin’ awesome part by devine calloway. don’t be fooled by the white boy in the picture, he is just tryin’ to steal some credit.
Filed under: events
thrashers cool event named king of the road in the year 2007 is done, points have been counted, jake phelps paid a whore to do it. and they decided that blind won…
the scum team named zoo york, from ny(s)c-um, lost. cause mark echo owns the brand. graffiti scum.
full list:
Here’s the results from this years King of the Road:
1. Blind
2. Foundation
3. Black Label
4. Zoo York
Filed under: games
transworld released a really funny video about the upcoming game EA SKATE. it’s not really funny at all.
i quote:
$50 is quite expensive for a digital fingerboard don’t you think? ea scum, it’s in your tumb?
wns is u skating giv up? so, on ryan shecklers webpage, you can submit questions for him! this is so awesome, if you just read some questions you understand how well educated the scum that worship ryan is.
personally i can’t wait for the answers.
ps this is the official opening of the scum city webpage!
