I found this really awesome list about people who skate “everything”. Ofcourse, people who claim that they skate everything are stupid and doesn’t know how many things there are in the world. And some things are even impossible to skate, like lava or nitrogen. Some things from the list, you should all read it:

hobo Excrement
One time I was skating a ditch underneath a highway overpass. Exactly the type of place where hobos like to camp out. Anyway, while I was skating I accidentally stepped in a pile of hobo excrement and it got all over my griptape. It was super gross and it smelled all sweet and fermented like homemade wine. So from experience, I can safely say that skating hobo excrementis a bad idea.

wolves
Are you kidding me? I mean, I know wolves are cool and all. With their fangs and yellow eyes and all that shit. But seriously, don’t skate wolves. First of all, you’d probably wind up getting bitten. And two, there’s really nothing there to skate. What are you going to do? Switch blunt their tails? That’s just stupid.

It’s pretty scum, catch the entire list over at thrasher, or click this link. it’s worth 10 seconds of your lame ass life.