habbatatt? visual movie great fun!!!1
November 2, 2007, 9:12 am
Filed under: brands, not scum, videos

Habitat has released a new movie, not sure about the name or whatever, it’s on youtube so it’s free for communist bastards. Yes that’s right. Since we all are commies I’ll post a couple here:
EDIT: THE ASSHOLE WHO HAD THEM ON YOUTUBE WAS SO AFARID OF BEING RELATED TO A COMMUNIST SO HE MADE THEM PRIVATE! fuck you.



enjoi this asshole
October 6, 2007, 8:26 am
Filed under: brands, people, sheckler

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hahahahahahhahaha. enjoi is now official awesome, god damn!

Seems like someone at some shoe company got a little sensitive thinking we poked fun at one of there riders. Dunno where they got that idea from. Anyways, one of their coworkers were nice enough to share with us this sweet ass image they made to put us in our place. Would you really let an endangered animal give you fellatio? gross.

best ad EVER.

edit: the reason why etnies made that ad, is this, in case you haven’t seen it before.



waddup’ curtiz?!
September 15, 2007, 1:53 pm
Filed under: brands, people

stolen straight from thrasher:

The dudes at Hubba are off their rocker. Check out the press release they just issued.

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hubba is the best haters out there!!



olliepop
September 10, 2007, 4:33 pm
Filed under: brands

is probably the most lame bubblegum, pro athletes bubblegum ever.

Ollie Pop bubblegum is created for today’s young skateboarder. A previously untapped market, Ollie Pop is quality bubblegum packaged in pouches, with several surprises in every pack and endorsed by top Action Sports athletes.

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you do mean that ollie pop is just normal bubblegum which doesn’t taste good at all, it sticks to your shoe since all the kids spit it out in your skatepark and you step in it, messes up your grip? and you are suppose to skate with a huge fuckin’ gum in your mouth while doing a hardflip bs tail on a ledge? assholes doesn’t know shit, all they know is that bubble gum with stickers in it, makes the kids buy it. since every kid loves stickers. but it doesn’t tell you how to get extra pop. weird…

i swear to god, if i ever get some ollie pop on my griptape or shoe, i’m going to focus somebodies board (not mine) and make them eat so much ollie pop that they’ll go fat and loose all their pop. or puke their intestinals out of their ass.