what a new scum page?

lasse — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 10:34:55 +0000

yes, i decided to spend a little money on a domain and host. so there is a new page coming up within the week i think.
so assholes, get ready to check out the new page.

THESCUMCITY.COM

habbatatt? visual movie great fun!!!1

lasse — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:12:29 +0000

Habitat has released a new movie, not sure about the name or whatever, it’s on youtube so it’s free for communist bastards. Yes that’s right. Since we all are commies I’ll post a couple here:
EDIT: THE ASSHOLE WHO HAD THEM ON YOUTUBE WAS SO AFARID OF BEING RELATED TO A COMMUNIST SO HE MADE THEM PRIVATE! fuck you.

skate everything? no? yes.

lasse — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:34:54 +0000

I found this really awesome list about people who skate “everything”. Ofcourse, people who claim that they skate everything are stupid and doesn’t know how many things there are in the world. And some things are even impossible to skate, like lava or nitrogen. Some things from the list, you should all read it:

hobo Excrement
One time I was skating a ditch underneath a highway overpass. Exactly the type of place where hobos like to camp out. Anyway, while I was skating I accidentally stepped in a pile of hobo excrement and it got all over my griptape. It was super gross and it smelled all sweet and fermented like homemade wine. So from experience, I can safely say that skating hobo excrementis a bad idea.

wolves
Are you kidding me? I mean, I know wolves are cool and all. With their fangs and yellow eyes and all that shit. But seriously, don’t skate wolves. First of all, you’d probably wind up getting bitten. And two, there’s really nothing there to skate. What are you going to do? Switch blunt their tails? That’s just stupid.

It’s pretty scum, catch the entire list over at thrasher, or click this link. it’s worth 10 seconds of your lame ass life.

asshole kid wants bam…

lasse — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 08:30:21 +0000

instead of this fucking retarded HUGE package from devine calloway.

uhm, thaanks?

asshole should be shot on sight.

enjoi this asshole

lasse — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 08:26:46 +0000

hahahahahahhahaha. enjoi is now official awesome, god damn!

Seems like someone at some shoe company got a little sensitive thinking we poked fun at one of there riders. Dunno where they got that idea from. Anyways, one of their coworkers were nice enough to share with us this sweet ass image they made to put us in our place. Would you really let an endangered animal give you fellatio? gross.

best ad EVER.

edit: the reason why etnies made that ad, is this, in case you haven’t seen it before.

life of ryan ep. 4!!1

lasse — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 16:44:21 +0000

awesome, a new episode of “life of ryan“, episode nr. 4, named “lady killer“. you can’t fish without water you scumbag asshole!
ryan is stealing his friends x-girlfriend. yeah!

their date sounds like so much fun, if you want to live in teletubbies land.

waddup’ curtiz?!

lasse — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 13:53:14 +0000

stolen straight from thrasher:

The dudes at Hubba are off their rocker. Check out the press release they just issued.

hubba is the best haters out there!!

ea skate review

lasse — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 21:22:59 +0000

so, EA SKATE will hit all the huge malls and chain stores on the 13th this month! (aka. in 2 days!)
now IGN.com got a video review up, so you might want to check it out since reading this review sucks ass.

is this suppose to be a joke?

now i did get a few shocks, there is a fucking mega ramp and the X-Games are in it, let’s blame danny way. but then again, there is a fucking unlockable skeleton player (see image), and that is just a scum way to mess up a game that looked promising in the beginning.

the good news is, that there is a video review for us lazy people who don’t care to read 3 pages full of poorly written game reviews on how skateboarding should be in a game. check out the view review. no lip tricks? massive lame airs?
EA SKATE = Tony Hawk Advanced

olliepop

lasse — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 16:33:30 +0000

is probably the most lame ~~bubblegum~~, pro athletes bubblegum ever.

Ollie Pop bubblegum is created for today’s young skateboarder. A previously untapped market, Ollie Pop is quality bubblegum packaged in pouches, with several surprises in every pack and endorsed by top Action Sports athletes.

you do mean that ollie pop is just normal bubblegum which doesn’t taste good at all, it sticks to your shoe since all the kids spit it out in your skatepark and you step in it, messes up your grip? and you are suppose to skate with a huge fuckin’ gum in your mouth while doing a hardflip bs tail on a ledge? assholes doesn’t know shit, all they know is that bubble gum with stickers in it, makes the kids buy it. since every kid loves stickers. but it doesn’t tell you how to get extra pop. weird…

i swear to god, if i ever get some ollie pop on my griptape or shoe, i’m going to focus somebodies board (not mine) and make them eat so much ollie pop that they’ll go fat and loose all their pop. or puke their intestinals out of their ass.

peter smolik

lasse — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 16:00:35 +0000

up in the VIP at ASR 07.

The Sk8mafia party was off the charts. The VIP was packed with homeys and ladies, even Stevie Williams was up in there.

those ugly pro hoes doesn’t deserve to be called “ladies”, more like monsters of the earth. the sk8mafia should be ashamed of the incredible tiny bling smolik is sportin’. gangster? more like wigger from the scum city.